Castle Ravenloft

Castle Ravenloft (aka Castle Dickhead) is, apparently, the home of Strahd von Zarovich.

None of you have vandalized this page yet, but it seems pointless to write anything serious here.

Suspected Castle Rooms:


 * Sentient Dildo Room - Strahd's hobby has been to collect sentient dildos over the past 400 years. Might be the most horrifying room in the entire castle.
 * The Dungeon - Apparently there are allies there but also it's very dangerous, which means a jail break is coming.
 * Strahd is a Neglectful Idiot Room - Where Strahd keeps things he shouldn't that can kill innocent women who happen to be passing through. Probably includes demons.
 * The Throne Groan Room - Where Strahd sits and pouts all day. Houses his Dickhead chair. Called the "groan" room because anyone who enters is subjected to his tragic backstory.
 * Vamp Squad Lair - Where tales of Blondie's scootching is shared around a tall glass of fuck off.
 * Ireena's Room - Hopefully full of bludgeoning weapons and sharp sticks that she can attack Dickheads with any time they come calling.
 * Toilet - Whether vampires need to piss has yet to be determined.
 * Hot Tub Room - Allegedly filled with champagne which isn't enough to boil vamps alive. Pity.
 * Sylvain's Nightmare Room - Because it will exist and likely have a dirty pit filled with wolves.
 * Perpetual Explosion Room - Self explanatory.

Other rooms to be added!